about us
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Hello, venture capitalists!

Welcome to (fomerly, a dynamic provider of Web-based Internet solutons. We have the vision to see that before you can build an information highway, you must first clearcut a path and burn it to the ground. Slash and burn, that's our vision.

Our business model: We don't need no stinking business model.

Build a better investor trap, and the world will beat a path to your door. Sure, you could crawl through a sewer on your hands and knees and beg for stock options, but why, when we make it so easy?

If you are just a consumer, come back in a week or so. We promise to have something for you real soon. In the meantime, why not try navigating through our site? It's hours of fun!

Or take a look at our Flash animation.

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