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Public Relations


At moneyfurnace.com Public Relations, we believe our best relations our with the public. Especially when that public is you.

Our Public Relations department is dedicated to relating to you publicly, and, when necessary, privately. Moneyfurnace.com is currently a private company, but when we go public, we will relate it to you. We will not keep it private.

Here are a few sample press releases:

  • moneyfurnace.com founded in basement of garage
  • moneyfurnace.com develops steam-powered server technology, so it can harness the burning of money more efficiently
  • moneyfurnace.com develops less-efficient steam technology, so it can burn money with less results
  • moneyfurnace.com applies for patent on one-click money-burning process
  • moneyfurnace.com spends first billion
  • moneyfurnace.com spends eleventy-billion dollars
  • moneyfurnace.com purchases newly discovered cache of Confederate money, burns it
  • moneyfurnace.com uses wheelbarrow full of German Deutschmarks to purchase loaf of bread, burns it
  • moneyfurnace.com prints one-billionth press release, burns it