Welcome
to shinyobjects.com,
the website for crows.



Shinyobjects.com is the first website designed for you, the typical crow, grackle, or blackbird. We know that you are very interested in shiny objects, but may not be very comfortable with computers. That's why we invented One-Click Pecking®, to make it easy to enjoy the online pecking-at-shiny-objects experience.

So go ahead, peck all you want.

Coming soon: carrion.com
Order roadkill and baby squirrels online, and have them delivered straight to your nest.

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